The far-sighted Mr Blair

Thank God Tony Blair has cleared up any uncertainty about why we went to war with Iraq over the non-existent WMD. Saddam didn’t have them ready at that time, no, but he had the scientists and therefore the capability to build them as soon as the UN turned its collective back. This pretty much covers all bases till the end of time. I must remember that next time I tell the children off for anything they claim not to have done.

"You've got the rubber bands and there are stones outside in the garden so you could break a window at any time in the future."

You see? If only we all had that kind of vision, we wouldn't have run the risk of avoiding a costly, illegal war. Phew!