What they need is a popular celebrity to get the ball rolling, or the endoscope unfurling. But bums, unlike bosoms, just aren't sexy. Brown ribbon on your lapel, anyone? Thought not.
Thursday, 29 April 2010
Time to Bring in the Bottom Inspectors
We've been reminded, and we really do need reminding, that bowel cancer kills 16,000 people every year in this country, more than any other kind barring lung cancer. And you know, it really shouldn't still be so many as they actually do have a test for it. The trouble is, no-one likes things being poked up their bottom, even not for very long. Even by doctors. They'd rather die.
